In common jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.