In common jokes
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.