What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
