In common jokes
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
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What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.