In common jokes
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
So true
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...