In common jokes
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.