In common jokes
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
So true
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.