What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
Theyβre both fun to ride until your friends find out.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
