What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
Theyβre both fun to ride until your friends find out.
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
