In common jokes
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.