What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
