what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
In Common Jokes
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
