In common

In common jokes

Human

What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.

Priest

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

Woman

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Child

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

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  • Bar

    What do a girl and a bar have in common?

    A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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  • Chicken

    What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

    Rock

    What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

    They are both hard.

    Kobe

    What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

    They both have torn rotators.

    Family

    What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

    Kid

    What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

    Orphan

    What do orphans and police not have in common?

    The police can actually go home.

    Twin Towers

    What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

    They both broke and everybody cried.

    Case

    What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.