In common jokes
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)