what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.