In common jokes
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.