In common jokes
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.