Im jokes

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!