Im jokes

Make this the most liked comment!

(I'm a girl btw)

;)

Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"