Im jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
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Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.