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Im jokes

Kid

    • A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

    She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

    “But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

    “Exactly,” replied the mom.

    Tree

    • Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

    Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

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    • Leg day

    • When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

    Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

    Im memes

    Friend

    • So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

    Bear

    • A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

    The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

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    • Song

    • "Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

    I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

    Rape

    • I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

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    • Sister

    • My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

    Contest

    • I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

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