God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I donβt want to
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
gimme a nickle or ill tickle ur pickle
what did one ballsack say to another? you stay here ill go pee
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i need your peach, and ill torture you with a speech
Roses are red violets are fine you be the 6 ill be the 9 π
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app
If you make a joke about me ill tell my mom
A big guy told the small gu do u want a little pill Because u look ill or should I smash u
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
so my friend died i was at her casket i said ill see you on the other side so i went to the other side of the casket
ok Gwen ill be offline for a while.... so if anyone by my name types anything its a fake. the only way u know its me if i say one of my nicknames. ok so yea take care of my account while im gone. BYE!!!!
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Iβm a cashier at a grocery store, and when Iβm bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says β you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myselfβ and so without thinking I said β well Iβve already got those so I think Iβm fine.... π³he looked concerned. Oops lol
SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, βYou ought to be arrestedβ. The teacher confusedly asked, βWhy?β. The student explained, βBecause youβre thinking like Albert Fishβ.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger It's Morphine Time
