By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
friend 1: I don't want to jump. friend 2: me neither .murderer: if you don't jump ill stab you. friend 1: jumps. friend 2: jumps. murderer. i didn't mean off the building friend 1: I know that i just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU ILL GLADY FUCK YOU;]
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
ill rate this a 9/11
ill give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
ill call your mom a cow but which one
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
