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two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill
ill call your mom a cow but which one
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
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imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
lets tell a secret about each other...ill go first i hate you
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
