If jokes

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.