If jokes

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet