If jokes

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."