If jokes
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.