If jokes

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?