If jokes

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.