If jokes
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.