If jokes

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

If you're a girl, please comment.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?