If jokes
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Memes
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
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