If jokes
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.