If jokes
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.