If jokes
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.