If jokes
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Memes
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?