If jokes

Hero

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Doctor

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Number

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

Orphan

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Memes

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Prince

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Mom

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Glass Ceiling

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Bean

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Insult

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Orphan

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.