If jokes

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.