If jokes

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.