If jokes

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.

The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

What would you do if you were killed?

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.