If jokes

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"