If jokes

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

If you're a girl, please comment.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

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We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.