If jokes

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

What would you do if you were killed?

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

If you're a girl, please comment.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.