If jokes

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

What would you do if you were killed?

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.