If jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."