If jokes
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!