If jokes

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

"Like if u cry everytime."

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.