If jokes

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

Follow me if you know someone smart.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?