If jokes
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
"Like if u cry everytime."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."