If jokes
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Memes
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)