If jokes

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.