If jokes

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

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