If jokes

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.