If jokes
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Memes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.