If jokes

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

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