If jokes
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
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