If jokes

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

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If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

If you read this, you lost your v card.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?