If jokes

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

If you read this, you lost your v card.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?