If jokes

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

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