If jokes

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.

Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?