If jokes
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
God is you... If you have a dog
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
