If jokes
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Who would've known?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.