If jokes

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.

Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.