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What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.