If jokes
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Like if you are emo.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Like if you are gay.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.