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I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.