If jokes
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
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Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
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Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.