If jokes
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnβt have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itβs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatβs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emoπ·πΊ."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? ππ
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.