If jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.