If jokes

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕