Identity jokes

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Hello, are you there?

Yes, who are you?

My name is Watt.

What’s your name?

Watt’s my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John What?

Yes, are you Jones?

No, I’m Knott.

Will you tell me your name?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott!

*hangs up*

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

I'm Gay.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

Ur mom gay, lol.