Identity jokes

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

What is you you?

You are the joke.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Hello, are you there?

Yes, who are you?

My name is Watt.

What’s your name?

Watt’s my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John What?

Yes, are you Jones?

No, I’m Knott.

Will you tell me your name?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott!

*hangs up*

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

I'm Gay.

I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.

Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”