Identity jokes
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
I'm Gay.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Ur mom gay, lol.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.