Identity jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
You're gay!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Hoyt is gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.