Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Identity Jokes
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
I'm Gay.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Ur mom gay, lol.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
