Identity jokes

I’m a paki nonse.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Hello, are you there?

Yes, who are you?

My name is Watt.

What’s your name?

Watt’s my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John What?

Yes, are you Jones?

No, I’m Knott.

Will you tell me your name?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott!

*hangs up*

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

Your nan is gay.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.