Identity jokes

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Hello, are you there?

Yes, who are you?

My name is Watt.

What’s your name?

Watt’s my name.

Yes, what is your name?

My name is John Watt.

John What?

Yes, are you Jones?

No, I’m Knott.

Will you tell me your name?

Will Knott.

Why not?

My name is Knott.

Not what?

Not Watt, Knott!

*hangs up*

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

I'm Gay.

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.