Identity jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?

A selfie.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

Person you don't know, my name.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

Black dog is gay.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

When an African has a twin, your me??

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Why is Gennis gay?

Ha, gay!