Identity jokes
Hi, my name is Bob.
I'm a turd.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
my new alt am DADDY your boy sus
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Person you don't know, my name.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Black dog is gay.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Ha, gay!
No, no, no, I am cool.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.