Identity jokes

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Ha, gay!

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

No, no, no, I am cool.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Look at my name and you'll see.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"