Identity jokes
My name is Jeff.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Hi, my name is Bob.
I'm a turd.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Marcus is gay.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Person you don't know, my name.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Black dog is gay.
Kasper is gay.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.