Identity jokes
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Gay is gay.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.