Identity jokes
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Memes
Black dog is gay.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Look at my name and you'll see.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Ha, gay!
No, no, no, I am cool.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.