Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Your mom gay.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Me, myself, and I.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Who am I sitting next to?
My name is Martha.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
