Identity

Identity jokes

Bi

Frenid: R u gay?

Me: Yes u

Frenid: No I am bi.

Me: Dang it!

Frenid: What?

Me: I like u.

Frenid: Ok I like u to.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Memes

Mistake

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Brother

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Milkman

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Princess

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

Ariana

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Emo

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Lesson

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Racist

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.