Identity jokes
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You gay.
I am the danger.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Who are you?
Yourself.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your mum gay.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰