Identity jokes

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I made it, DON'T COPY!!!

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

a family photo.

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have nobody to call daddy.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

"Dave who?"

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."