If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
ik ive changed my name from tj to selfish king but know its gunna be selfishking#781
Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets
Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
my name is what orphans can never have
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
why can't orphans have sex? They don't know who daddy is
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
I am Cummer
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Its tiring being straight 24/7
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
