Identity jokes
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Kasper is gay.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Wait what???
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
"My name is Dezz."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Ayo fake guy.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...