Identity jokes
Ayo fake guy.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Your mom gay.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.