The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
why did my dad leave me
because i was gay
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
Normal person:"I'm perfect" Goth person:"nobody is"
hi my name is jeff
.... ,I'm gay
A. No B. Maybe C. Leave blank D Yes
my name is gunter
My name says it all.
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
The brain named itself, and when the brain realised that it named itseld, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
my name is dezz
