Identity jokes

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

"what's that on your wrist?"

"I'm a cutting board. duh"

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I know I'm valuable.

I come with a barcode.

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.