Identity jokes

I’m a paki nonse.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Me. I am the joke.

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

I'm so gay.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

What do you call Josh in a room...

Gay.

I am Paul Walker.

Hoyt is gay.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.