Identity jokes
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Many have asked and I have provided
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.