Identity jokes
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Read my name.
Gay is gay.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Who's Joe?
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Gay air.
Haha, you're gay!