Identity jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: I don't know anymore.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

I am a motherfucker.

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.