Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
So, You're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
