Identity jokes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
It's me, the Joje.
Look at my name and you'll see.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
You are the gayest.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Ha, gay!
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Who is this Gwen person?
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.