Identity jokes
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"