i am no longer anonymous
What do you call a group of transgender women? ExMen
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What does a transgender call his/her parent? Transparent.
hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause i’ve changed my password by the way
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
