Identity jokes
Ganesha is an elephant.
I'm a human.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
I left my Avatar at home today.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Lions = gay pride.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
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What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.