I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Identity Jokes
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orange you glad to see me?
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
I'm Priya.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
I'm gay.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
