Identity jokes

Dan is very, very bent.

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

How do gay guys finish prayer?

“GAYMEN!”

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Orange you glad to see me?

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

I'm Priya.

What do you call a black person?

Black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.

What do you call a cow that is secret?

AnonyMOOus.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

Me. I am the worst joke ever.