I hate life, and I'm gay.
Identity Jokes
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Your nan is gay.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I'm a name.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Dan is very, very bent.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
