Identity jokes
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I'm so gay.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I am gay.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Marcus is gay.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."