Identity jokes

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm weird.

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

I'm so gay.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

I am gay.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.