What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Yourself.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My name is Jeff.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
