Identity jokes
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
I'm Priya.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
I'm gay.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.