Identity jokes
Haha, you're gay!
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Ha, gay!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
You're gay!
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Myself.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
You're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
You are the joke.