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what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

  • 1

    • An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

    "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

    "Dave who?"

    Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

  • 2

    • One man's trash is another man's treasure.

    Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

    Kate: Can we have a threesome?

    Trevor: Sure.

    The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

    So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

    The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

    Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

    Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

    Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

    Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

    Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

    LOL xD

  • 2

    • Bully: You are a piece of shit.

    Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.