A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Identity Jokes
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Non-binary is a joke.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
