I'm Batman.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
All of us.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Your adopted.
