Identity jokes
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
My name is Martha.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Who's Joe?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What is gay - curious π€ π³
π¬ π¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a π¨ π© π¨ bisexual man.
π¨ π¨ π© π² π² π² does it cycle now?
π² π² π²
π’ π sorry for your luck π― honey it sucks πͺ π π to be you.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle π².
What is depressed and gay? Me.
Whatβs the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesusβs dad was.