Identity jokes

What is an orphan's family portrait called?

A self-portrait.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

It's me, the Joje.

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Cause I am Batman!

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Robin's gay.

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

My name is Martha.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Who's Joe?

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not."

"Not who?"

"Not your dad."

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?