Identity jokes

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Non-binary is a joke.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.