You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Identity Jokes
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me. I am the joke.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
