What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
