Identity jokes
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
You are the gayest.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."