Identity jokes

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

... family photo.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!