What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me. I am the joke.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
