Identity jokes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
I'm a gay.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?