Identity jokes

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They don't know who daddy is.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.