I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
I'm Gay
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
