Identity

Identity jokes

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.