Identity jokes
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
I am a joke.