Identity jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Kroll es heterosexual.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
My name is what orphans can never have.