Identity jokes

Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.

My name is what orphans can never have.

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.

Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod: Are you Breya???

Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???

Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!

Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!

I'm horny and gay.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."