Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Levi
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.