What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
why did my dad leave me
because i was gay
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orange you glad to see me?
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
I'm gay.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
